Pick-Up Lines
Updated; April 9, 2008Sweet / Cute
(X) Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
(X) Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
(X) Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
(X) How was Heaven when you left it?
(X) You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
(X) Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of 'edible'.
(X) I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
(X) You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
(X) It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Pirate Lol.
(X) I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
(X) You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
(X) Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?
(X) Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?
(X) Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
(X) Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
(X) See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
What!?!
(X) Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
(X) Would you like to see me naked ??
(X) Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
(X) Like the look of your crotch.
(X) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
(X) I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
(X) Drop 'em!
(X) Do you like chocolate? (Yes.) You can have my bar.
(X) Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
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